What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?